u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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