wat bout pragnant strippers??
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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