Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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