why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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