Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Randomize
