there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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