I look better un-naked...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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