The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm at about main and main street
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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