just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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