you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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