btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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