Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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