Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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