ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Define "chronic" masturbator.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
