there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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