I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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