Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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