"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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