Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We have so much sex to catch up on
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
