What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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