Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I AM VODKA MAN
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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