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(660): View more from Missouri

i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals

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(214): View more from Texas

My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.

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(315): View more from New York

I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.

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(801): View more from Utah

we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious

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(518): View more from New York

You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.

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(209): View more from California

I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm going to smell of sex and shame.

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How is that different than any other Monday night?

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