yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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