on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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