My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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