I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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