2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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