I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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