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you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.

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(631): View more from New York

if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you

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(661): View more from California

Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds

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(651): View more from Minnesota

The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion

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(865): View more from Tennessee

He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?

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(408): View more from California

i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.

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