I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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