ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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