I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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