its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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