another moral hangover. fuck.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Randomize
