i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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