yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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