kristin has been a bad kristin
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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