So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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