Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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