So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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