Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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