Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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