this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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