Come see our sink grown plant.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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