tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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