If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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