Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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