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(916): View more from California

It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.

(1-916): View more from California

That's why you should quit smoking.

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(514): View more from Quebec

home. puking in laundry basket.

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(330): View more from Ohio

thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head

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(469): View more from Texas

The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you

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(407): View more from Florida

Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.

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(785): View more from Kansas

You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.

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