there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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