she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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