Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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